December 03, 2007
I am turning wordpress, bebeh.
Something is wrong with my blogger again.

I am unable to post pictures or publish my entry properly. Readers complaint they aren't able to view or leave comments. Plus, my connection is capped. Adui, when upload pictures, it almost killed me. Killed by boredom.

So, what happened during these holidays?

DotA. ahem.

That explains everything right? Kekekeke. Actually I have lots of pictures to share with you guys. I decided to switch to wordpress soon. I will update all my latest posts there. Hopefully I can make it in time because I am going back Malaysia soon. 9th of December.

.... time to start meng-ginum again.. ARAMAITII!!

The URL will still remain www.ahbing.com. I will redirect this URL to my new wordpress address. See you at next blogging platform soon.

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November 14, 2007
Disaster

...disaster strike.

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November 13, 2007
I am back, once again
I forgot my blog's username and password, took me quite awhile to recall 'em. Man, it's only 6 weeks since I last blogged.

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G'day everyone! I am back. Miss me? =)

To use excuse such as "nothing really happened past few weeks, I have nothing to blog about" is very lame. How could I face my friends who are my loyal readers? (YSLo, I use loyal instead of royal this time). There are heaps of updates of course, especially videos :)

To start another phase of my blogging course (feels like Season 3 in Prison Break), I should start with an interesting topic. Well, people.. I shaved my head.

Yes, I shaved my own head. Hakka people have a saying :"Tet han mao lin gao"

One night before my law exam, I woke up at 4am to start study. I saw my haggard (憔悴) look in the mirror. 2 days no shave and 2 months didn't cut hair. Feel like punching myself in the face.


I look like shit ya? That's what happen during exam period.. you guys never see the worst of my look yet. Not planning to publicize it in blog, or else all my female fan-si run away in horror.


I usually use this shaver to do most of my grooming. Best tool to have for hairy bastards like me.


*NGENG.... *


10% done.

Jackass in progress.


Did I tell you I am cutting a mohawk hair? I am not shaving botak.


...100% complete.

I haven't show this hairstyle to my dad and mum. If I keep this hair until I go back KK, both of them will rotan me like a 5 year old kid.

Most of my friends ask me to dye it red = become Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. In the other hand, I become a COCK as well.

How do I go uni? Or course not with my mohawk... I don't have big-balls like Boon.


I put on a cap =)

Did I scare my female fans? (kalau ada-lah.. hahah). If yes, don't worry, my hair will grow back in no time. Please support me by calling 1300-ahbing-grow. Don't run away from me ~ ~ ~

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October 01, 2007
Summary for my mid-term break
It's been a week since the last entry, and I am returning to blogging scene once again. To my dear friends, thank you for your patience. I appreciate it :) I truly enjoyed my mid-term break. Unfortunately, I only went to library ONCE for revision, not even close to my expectation. But nevertheless, that's the point of having a break isn't it? :)

What have I done during 1 week break:
(1) I did not attend any dancing parties, surprise?
(2) 1-2 sudoku daily, plus other brain training programs to keep my mind sharp
(3) Bought fan - prepare for summer
(4) Arrange and clean up data files (I bought 800gb hard drive - now 1.3 terabyte)
(5) Learn to play Dota (OMGWTF so outdated can)
(6) Almost broke personal longest sleeping time - 18 hours in a day
(7) Took lots of photos
(8) Started to watch live tennis and soccer
(9) Tour around Brisbane with Carleton
(10) Cleaned kitchen and toilet
(11) Helped 3 people do assignment -__-

What I failed to do
(1) Start last piece of assessment (why I don't start mine? I don't understand)
(2) Memorizing HIRAGANA
(3) Tennis
(4) Fish at Breff Warf
(5) Run and Jump rope everyday, only exercised 4 hours this week :(
(6) Decide phone to buy
(7) Write more blog posts
(8) Clean veranda

Summary: Not a productive holiday, but it's a good one :) Many things wanna share with you guys. Unfortunately my 10 minutes blogging time limit is up now, time to move on to next task.

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September 19, 2007
Facebook

Add me @ Facebook :)

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September 14, 2007
Aussie Coins
Bank ram outta money again - my father just sent me money 2 weeks ago. Now my bank left AUD160. Long story bebeh~

I need to bank in my coins, because I need money to pay my internet bills upfront - AUD$360 (for 2 units). Luckily my coins saved me. I cannot alway rely on my father when I need money mah right?

You see, I am like the bank. I pay the rent upfront, I pay the internet bills upfront, I pay electricity bill upfront, I pay the groceries fee upfront. Only after that I will collect money from 'debtors'. That is why my money is always stuck at other's pocket. When they say "oi, no money gimme few more days". I can be in deep shit. Now I know how my dad feels like when government owe him millions *ok not so much but you know what I mean*

Greatest hero holds the greatest responsibility - my dad. lol.

Anyway, show you my coins collection la!

Left 2cm I can reach the top of the bottle already! Need to sacrifice loh wuttodo~

Don't despise these small golden coin. A $2 coin can exchange for a plate of Char Kuey Tiao back in Malaysia. Here in Australia maybe you can get a Mars candy only.

Take a wild guess! How much money is there?

I collect gold coins every semester. My record was $700.00+ and it was in a 1L bottle. This time I used a 500ml bottle, so take your guess :) You can actually count.. that's the reason I stacked it up nicely in the picture above.

Prize for guessing it right : A naked picture of ah bing hahahahahahahah

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September 05, 2007
New haircut
After lunch at Sunnybank, I decided to have a haircut. Everyone said my hair is still short, but I prefer even shorter hair. I want Nakata's hairstyle!! (Japan soccer star). The ironic thing is, I went to a Korea barber.


Fredrick know exactly how that hairstyle looks like, so he followed along and communicate with the hairstylist. Apparently, the hair stylist only reached Brisbane few months ago.. we have to do so many hand-swinging action to explain what hairstyle I want.

Like "here.. short.. here.. even shorter... here.. long long.. here.. razor.. ngenggggg"


I closed my eye throughout the process. I can't see anything also anyway without glasses. Only hear Fredrick keep explaining to her "no.. no.. shorter.. shorter... ngengggg"


I was expecting a shorter hairstyle. You know what, when we say "short short!! razor!! ngeng!!" The hairstylist thought we were joking, and smile at us -__- alamak. My current hairstyle won't last me more than 2 weeks lehh.. my hair grow extremely fast.

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August 24, 2007
Janggut
I took this picture for to simpsonize myself at simpsonizeme.com/



I've been growing my little "janggut" for the past 3 weeks.

It's amazing to see the reaction on my friend's face. Even my own house mate give me the "OMGWTF" reaction after not seeing me for 2 days.

Male friends come up and "oh shit man that's so cool *rub my janggut with both palm*.. ei, teach me how to grow like your janggut eh!". Looking at their pak-cham kai (steam chicken) face makes me envy sometimes... man, you don't know how I suffer from shaving everyday.

I asked them "what do you guys think? Should I keep it like this?". And my replies were..
"Keep it! man wor! show those Caucasians we Asian can grow bulu too!!" - Chuan
"It will definitely signal the chicks that you're THE MAN" - Eric
"That's the shit bro!" - Shaz
*rub and touch* "Cool......." - Steven, HK friend
"You look so different... so cool and mature" - tak tau siapa sudah

While female friends just look at me and walked away.



Why? THEY CAN'T RECOGNISE ME!! This happened 4-5 times since I grew my janggut. I wonder how many more.. female hate janggut issit?

I started to grow my janggut since the day I broke up. You know la, days after you broke up, don't want to shave don't want to comb hair don't want to eat, just exercise gao gao. Until a certain point, you will look like an Orang Utan. Terpaksa shave it. Since I have long janggut, why not cukur it cool cool? >:D

So guys and girls, I need your opinion here. Should I keep it? or should I shave it?
And can you tell me reason why?

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August 21, 2007
Study ar

Sorry guys, no updates for the past few days. Been very busy. And it will get busier next week. No more parties no more drinking no more funfair no more party. Did I say no more party twice?

Geez, 1 hour presentation tomorrow. Waiting to die.

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August 11, 2007
UQ lake with Shanice
Went to find Shanice yam cha the other day at UQ university. So many liang moi there o lin si. Cuci mata gao gao.

We bought coffee, then find a nice spot to sit down. I tell you guys, I am addicted to sleeping on grass. Hahaha. The next day I went university botanical garden and sleep 2 hours. SYOK man. haha.


Shanice is my high school friend... 10 years already oh. OMG feel so old.

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August 09, 2007
end of 1000 days







Edit: so many people blur blur. "You getting married ar?" -__-" at least 5 people ask me in MSN.. I broke up la guys. I feel so funny when I reply you guys hahahaha. Getting married... not now. Many 'fishes' waiting for the great fisherman to hook 'em.

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August 08, 2007
What I bought today
These few days I've been spending more than 10 hours on bed. Why sleep so much ar? Had so many weird dreams.. wake up still feel tired. Should I pop my sleeping pills back?

Monday morning I woke up early than usual to go city to buy concert ticket.


MY FIRST CONCERT IN MY LIFE!!

Honestly, I've always wanted to go for other band's concert. But I insisted to keep my "concert virginity" to Linkin Park. I guess I have this mentality since I was 14... the year I created an unofficial website for Linkin Park. (They haven't famous that time, their first video director was a porn director, hehe) Don't let me start on Linkin Park's story.. I can write 10 pages here ^^"


Tadah! beside Linkin Park tickets, I bought a new set of drum stick as well. I own a drum set at home, but it's too troublesome to bring over. the drum set is the size of my palm, if you wondering


I am a happy boy! lalalalaa~ ~ Can't wait until 22th October to come! I don't care whether that's assignment week or exam week. I am willing for fail my subject for Linkin Park! (sorry daddy~ hahahahahaha)

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August 06, 2007
Fresh Room Design
Argh, it's week 3 of the semester already?! 2 more weeks until my presentations. I am okay with presentation, but not with presentations, if you noticed my plural.

2 weeks, ago, after I turned to Fatimah (the most trusted maid) and cleaned the kitchen, I was highly in demand. Everyone was hiring me to do the cleaning job. Hahaha. Mine is very expensive you know? This Fatimah drives a Mercedez Benz.

A new semester, a new feel. I decided to change my room design for a fresh look. And some feng shui cycling thingie. I don't know how feng shui work, all I know is there's a term called 风水轮流转.

imagine sacrificing my own room into a jamming room, wuah syok kao kao

Remove everything out from the room before rearranging it. Did some Fatimah work as well.

introducing shaz's room

Everything was placed in the common room. It's even messier in the other side of the common room but I'll just show you a picture. Use your imagination :)

*yes, I wished. (if you know what I'm referring to.)

I took out my short 15cm ruler to measure the whole room. And measure my study table, bed, cupboard, desktop, hoping to arrange all into a perfect spot while optimizing everything. Allow me to explain:

(1) Bed - I won't see sun rise. It's right beside the computer so I will sleep on bed straight away instead staying up in front computer until morning.
(2) Computer - That explains why I wasn't so 'active' anymore in computer because it hurts when I crouch for too long. (That is always what I wanted - get away from the evil internet).
(3) Study desk - WOHOOOO I have a big space to study now! I am aiming high this semester :)
(4) Cupboard - All my textbooks, magazines and novels, placed just beside toilet! Now I don't have to walk out naked from toilet to get my magazine, ahaha. Fruits as midnight snack :D

Ouuuu wishful thinking

I am happy enough to have such a cozy room. Hopefully I don't have to move out from this unit until I graduate. Eh see that guitar? I am posting up a music video soon. So stay tuned.

Comp - sleep - comp - sleep - comp - sleep - ahhh wonderful

After arranging my room for two weeks. So far, I only sit on my study desk when I makan. Haven't really started studying. That's why I am panicking now, IT'S ALREADY WEEK THREE!! Hahaha.


Enjoy the rest of the weekdays, peeps.

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August 05, 2007
Buffet at Casino


Ah, pictures from two weeks ago. Today Ah Bing fell sick because yesterday went fishing in midnight. The wind was too cold and I already had a slight fever. Came back at 5am in the morning, feel dizzy went to sleep.

Wake up.. fever already lur~ nose bleeding aiyoyo. But I'll get well soon, no worries! Many things to do on weeks ahead, I am not going to fall sick now bebeh!

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July 24, 2007
American Joke
My father sent me an email earlier today morning, it's interesting that I think I am obligated to share with you all.


A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

I laugh like a crazy man I tell you. Have a nice day everyone.

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July 21, 2007
1,000 day

Today is our 1,000 day spend together :)

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July 15, 2007
Taking a break
Hello everyone. It's been few days since I posted my previous entry. Been pretty occupied these few days since the arrival of my Nintendo DS. Life is hectic. No play play. Why? I started FFIII, which explained everything (bye bye life). My guitar have dust on it some more. So many Japanese Drama to watch. Man, life is tiring ain't it?



Due to my blogging obligation, I still need to post up something, hence the name of online journal. Some of my readers read my blog daily, they will feel uncomfortable throughout the day if they didn't see new post of mine. *start syok-sendiri...* SO, I must update.

Briefly tell you guys what I have been busying these few days.
  • Final Fantasy 3 (Nintendo DS)
  • Mario Kart (Nintendo DS)
  • World of Warcraft trial pack (online game)
  • Vandread (anime)
  • Vandread 2 (anime)
  • 变身(comic)
  • 空谈师 (comic)
  • 料理新鲜人 (Japanese Drama)
  • Fantastic Four: Rise of Silver Surfer (movie)
  • Die Hard 4 (movie)
  • ..and more movies
Besides sitting in front computer, I went to fix my visa problem again. My visa problem has brought me a lot troubles since I arrived Australia. Immigration department always have a lot of excuses to give when it comes to fixing my working visa. Now, my visa being cancelled WTF! Lazy explain here but I assume everything is alright. I must fix it before uni reopen. My plan for part time jobs is going "sayonara~".

A screen shot of Final Fantasy 3 DS.


Continue play Final Fantasy lurrr

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June 24, 2007
Fantasy
Two updates in an hour, nah you see... I treat you guys so good. I didn't update for very long liao, that's why post two entries in one hour.
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This is a fantasy entry. I am going to do this after my exam. RIGHT AFTER I FINISH MY FINAL EXAM FOR THIS SEMESTER! MUAHAHAHHAHA.. HA.. Ha.. ha.. ha..

Imagine, sitting in a restaurant bar in the middle of busy street. Everyone around is busy with their hectic life, and you sit at bar with your best drinking buddy. Goyang kaki, looking at the crowds with a smile on your face, with a satisfaction face that makes little girls vomit.. like those bootlicker kind employee that hopes to get promotion. Aiya, look at Chuan's face later, you know what I mean lah. Ah bing is always handsome one, impossible I am those villain looking guy.



Fantasy ends...

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June 23, 2007
Exam coming to an end.
Let me count... 16th June until 23th June... 7 days! I didn't blog for 7 days! Wahahaha.. I bet some of you guys neck become very long liao, yea? Forgive this poor blogger for not entertaining you guys during THE exam period. Exams were disastrous, but it's okay, I tried my best. Schedules are tight and no time are wasted on extra activity besides study. Even if I only get a pass, I am satisfied :)

Today update a bit laa.. since I have done my studies for today. Monday is my final subject, ouh yeah baby!! I'll be flying to Melbourne for holiday!! (well, Melbourne laaa... Adelaide laa... Perth la...) Will keep updating as long as there's internet connection provided.

First thing to do after finished exam? Get a hair cut! Tidy up my room! Pack up! Rush to airport on the same day! Haha. Bahh, I haven't finish final paper yet I am feeling like I am already FREE. must control must control.

Show you guys my room lah. No photos taken during exam period also. Anyone want to compete "the messiest room of all time" with me? :D Will clean up after exam, gosh can't wait.


Boleh tahan ka?

Another thing I want to mention, my heater was never turned off for 2 weeks, and my desktop was like running for... erm, since I moved in ^^". The plug somehow short circuit and it burnt... my adapter melts like ice cream. Haha.

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Name: Jian Ping (健彬)
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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20 years later, fly to Australia to become Crocodile Hunter.

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