fuizaibing - snippets of life in Brisbane: American Joke

July 24, 2007

American Joke

My father sent me an email earlier today morning, it's interesting that I think I am obligated to share with you all.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

I laugh like a crazy man I tell you. Have a nice day everyone.

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Name: Jian Ping （健彬）
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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About: Blog entries are mostly relevant with my university life. A guy who onces live on a tree, and went boar hunting with kampung friends.

20 years later, fly to Australia to become Crocodile Hunter.

Love: gadgets, movie reviews, game reviews, casino, fishing, poker, photography, fitness, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, anime, online gaming, guitar, cooking, foods.. and most importantly, my uni life in Brisbane.

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